I think this is the closest we’re gonna get to a punk niall
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
wait what is this? this is like the best thing ever
Probably the most skin a salad dressing comercial has ever shown
so farIS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE MAGICALLY GOT SHORTER
He leaned back
THANK YOU
(Source: shot16)
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
(Source: sadmale)
when ur on ur period and u stand up after sitting for a long time
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
(Source: adorability)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(Source: casimirfornalski)
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
take a moment to realize you have never seen …
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
